I\u2019ve been discombobulated. On September 13th, (Month 2, Day 22), I was attacked by the Peanut Butter Machine at Whole Foods. I was startled, but I am a seasoned Cosmic Clown. Even as the heavy metal disc flew by me, and peanut butter spun freely in the air, I knew immediately it was a White-Faced Clown attack. As the peanut butter covered my glasses, face, and clothes, I said to myself, St. Germaine, he\u2019s the guilty one! He has been the generator of such pranks before in my clown career.<\/p>\n
Reverend Absurd immediately took over my Whole Embodied Field and played with the mess. However, since I am retired, I felt this was unfair. We have submitted this instance to the Karmic Board, and will let you know the outcome!<\/p>\n
At least we won, and I certainly graduated from some \u201cSurprise! Cosmic Clown School!\u201d<\/p>\n
Much love, Miri and All<\/p>\n
P.S. By the way, I want to congratulate Jeff Bezos, and Whole Foods. The peanut butter was so dry, that I could brush it off easily. Apparently they have found GMO peanuts that have little or no oil in them. What a find! Way to go!<\/p>\n
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