{"id":248,"date":"2017-05-24T10:57:27","date_gmt":"2017-05-24T16:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/?page_id=248"},"modified":"2017-07-16T20:01:43","modified_gmt":"2017-07-17T02:01:43","slug":"chapter-1-day-20-sparkelies","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/section-1\/chapter-1-day-20-sparkelies\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 1 Day 20 &#8220;Sparkelies&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>May 21, 2017, Cosmic North, Keter Sepheroth<br \/>\n Sunday, White Spectral Mirror, Kin 258, Solar Plexus Chakra<\/p>\n<p>Now that we&#8217;ve had about a week to integrate the NewClear Fire into ourselves, let&#8217;s focus on some additional possibilities to help us go deeper. Union with the Messiah in every possible way, is our goal.<\/p>\n<h2>Connecting to former Deep Spiritual Practices:<\/h2>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">One ~<\/span><\/strong> A while back, there was a set of audio meditations I did. For some reason, the way the teacher said, Breathe in&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Breathe out&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;., breathe in&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Breathe out, caused a deep relaxation response in my body and emotions. The way she said it, the timing between repeating, the rhythm, everything was perfect for me.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t listened to those audio tapes for a few years, however when I started working with this NewClear Fire, I spontaneously began to hear Jesus say to me, from inside me, the same words in the same way to me. Breathe in, &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. Breathe out. &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>I was so amazed and grateful for that tremendous reassurance and sweetness. It reinforced my knowing of the importance of this new practice for myself.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Two ~<\/span><\/strong> On my book list, I have &#8220;Living on Love <em>&#8220;The Messenger&#8221;<\/em> by <strong>Klaus Joehle<\/strong>. This book is about breathing in Love, as healing. In the Epilogue, starting on page 210, he gives the basic meditation, and variations. In the book, he has described how this has worked for him. On page 160 there is even a description of how this meditation has changed the past! <a href=\"http:\/\/klaus-joehle.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Read Klaus Joehle&#8217;s Live Journal<\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the book, Klaus meets his guardian angel, who is in the form of a leprechaun! His name is Sneakey! The teachings are quite profound, and yet Sneakey is a really funny little being. Klause and he have some great rounds of battles, because the two of them are very alike in temperament. Of course, being a clown and having learned huge lessons in the form of humor, is really familiar to Rev. Absurd and my aspects. Miri wants a little Leprechaun playmate, too! <strong>Klaus Joehle<\/strong> also wrote, &#8220;<em>A Weekend With &#8216;a&#8217; Drunken Leprechaun, &#8220;Finding Your Joy&#8221;<\/em>, and <em>&#8220;Living on Love<\/em>, <em>(The Rest of the Story)&#8221;<\/em>, which is quite serious.<\/p>\n<p>This book is, for me, so similar to my work. The main thing I need to do to transfer this work is to bring it down from Keter. There are so many wonderful meditations and Spiritual Practices, that can be used for bringing the NewClear Fire down, that we already know! It&#8217;s just a matter of bringing it down from Keter, instead of trying to get it up to Keter.\u00a0 So be on the alert for transferring practices we already know.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Three ~<\/span> <\/strong>Another practice I&#8217;m familiar with is seeing and experiencing our food as alive and perfect for us. There are a number of spiritual leaders who have various teachings on this principle.<\/p>\n<p>One teacher had us experiencing our food as Sparkelies. Joel Goldsmith takes us into the principal of the Omnipresence of food. Now Miri can transfer the 84 new qualities of Dec. 1, 2016 right into our food for Supernal Sustenance.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is a sparkelie purse Miri really wanted, made in India! We even use it to meditate on! <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"305\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/section-1\/chapter-1-day-20-sparkelies\/sparkelie-purse\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Sparkelie-purse.jpg?fit=1110%2C792&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1110,792\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Sparkelie-purse\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;img Sparkelie purse&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Sparkelie-purse.jpg?fit=640%2C457&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-305 ml-lightbox-enabled\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Sparkelie-purse-300x214.jpg?resize=300%2C214\" alt=\"image Sparkelie purse\" width=\"300\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Sparkelie-purse.jpg?resize=300%2C214&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Sparkelie-purse.jpg?resize=150%2C107&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Sparkelie-purse.jpg?resize=768%2C548&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Sparkelie-purse.jpg?resize=1024%2C731&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Sparkelie-purse.jpg?w=1110&amp;ssl=1 1110w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>A disagreement between adult self and child self:<\/h2>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">One ~<\/span> <\/strong>After this NewClear Fire came in, I had specific guidance on what to do.\u00a0 However, Miri and Miriam had huge differences on how to accomplish them.\u00a0 I usually choose my inner child\u2019s preference because this is the Inner Child Ascension Path (ICAP).\u00a0 However, this time it didn\u2019t seem wise.\u00a0 I called one of my advisors for coaching.\u00a0 She said \u201cI\u2019m sorry, Miriam, I can\u2019t hear you, there is somebody screaming above you.\u201d\u00a0 I said, \u201cThat would be Miri.\u201d\u00a0 This was a rather serious decision and my coach was able to get me calmed down to listen to Miri.\u00a0 I knew for sure in this instance I needed to be calm and balanced.<\/p>\n<p>When I went to sleep that night I asked my guidance for my two aspects to come together again and for me to have an understanding of how I should approach this decision.\u00a0 Thankfully, when I woke up in the morning, everything was clear and peaceful and I was so grateful to understand exactly the path I should follow.<\/p>\n<p>The reason I\u2019m mentioning this is that this is the most important thing we can do in the Inner Child Ascension Path. We must make sure that our aspects are all aligned with each other.\u00a0 I know after all these years, if my aspects have not become aligned, I probably would not have been able to move forward with the guidance I had received.\u00a0 Again, having all your aspects aligned is a primary requirement for a successful Inner Child Ascension Path (ICAP). <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailygood.org\/view.php?op=nletter&amp;qid=7246\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Here&#8217;s an article that came in today that describes how to get these aspects together.<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Fantasize ~ imagine and visualize things you want to do.<\/h2>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">One ~<\/span><\/strong> Another thing that has happened spontaneously since I have been working with the NewClear fire is imagining that it has brought down at least the Fifth Dimension from above.\u00a0 Although I don\u2019t use dimension like this, I would say the Light Workers will be in some aspect of Transfiguration, Resurrection, and or Ascension.\u00a0 We will be imagining how our gifts will look in the physical form here on the new earth.\u00a0 As I mentioned earlier, I had a dream where my Dad was physically building my new TAO Humor Center.\u00a0 In this kind of imagining I want to be sure my five senses are completely experiencing the fantasy.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Two ~ <\/span><\/strong>I imagine I am actually stepping into the whole environment of the fantasy.\u00a0 I first use my sense of vision to explore what is surrounding me. Then I notice how the air smells, what I feel below my feet, the coolness of the air, the warmth of the sunshine, any aromas, all sounds and anything I want to touch.\u00a0 *I have created a short story in \u201cGrinns Fairy Tales\u201d entitled Doily Lama, by Miri.\u00a0 This is an example of how to step into your vision. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/for-children\/grinns-fairy-tales\/doily-llama\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Read: \u201cGrinns Fairy Tales\u201d entitled Doily Lama, by Miri.<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Variations<\/h2>\n<p>In the spiritual practice or meditation of the NewClear fire, many variations are appearing.\u00a0 These would be according to your interests and spiritual training.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">One ~<\/span> <\/strong>The first variation is that you can do this practice alone.\u00a0 The only necessity is that the person in the inner planes needs to be the opposite sex as yourself.\u00a0 For instance, if you are in a female body, you can invite any of the male Ascended Masters to do this meditation with you.\u00a0 And, if you are in a male body, any of the female Ascended Masters.\u00a0 I already discovered that they are very anxious to bring the NewClear fire all the way down through planet earth (Miri, of course chooses Yeshua Messiah every time). \u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Two ~<\/span> <\/strong>For the second variation, instead of the Sophian Gnostic Middle Pillar Meditation<sup>1<\/sup>, the meditation you\u2019re most relaxed and familiar with would be the one for you to use.\u00a0 Whatever meditation or spiritual practice gets you the most relaxed is the one to use.<\/p>\n<p>When you get to the feeling and visualizing the twin flames coming together, I allow Miri to use her amazing imagination.\u00a0 This increases the emotional response of joy and fun which is a prime goal in bringing this NewClear fire down.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>For instance, she experiences the Holy Spirit as liquid gold.\u00a0 The God Particles as stardust.\u00a0 And the new energy from December 1, 2016 as Sparkelies.\u00a0 She calls this NewClear fire, Messiah Mist.\u00a0 When she brings these elements in of course, fairies, elves, fire flies, dragon flies and all kinds of mystical creatures appear, including unicorns and white horses with wings.\u00a0 All of these creatures we are familiar with already because of her velveteen landscape in Keter that we have already taken you to. Miri\u2019s Velveteen Landscape<sup>2<\/sup>.<\/p>\n<h2>Sophian Gnostic Breathing.<\/h2>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">One ~<\/span> <\/strong>Breathing is an important element in the Sophian Gnostic spiritual practices.\u00a0 In <em>\u201cGnostic Healing, Revealing The Hidden Power Of God,\u201d<\/em> by <strong>Tau Malachi<\/strong> and <strong>Siobhan Houston<\/strong>, chapter one, <em>\u201cOrder Of St. Raphael \u2013 Healing Power Of Divine Being&#8221;<\/em> (page 7 \u2013 35)\u201d, on page 22 you will find:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cRadiant Holy Breath:\u00a0 Five Breaths. Within and behind the breath, there is a radiant, holy breath, a current of subtle energy.\u00a0 This breath is used for healing yourself and others, for giving and receiving and many other Sophian Gnostic meditations.\u00a0 These practices are a good way to become conscious of the subtle energy behind the breath. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The five radiant, holy breaths are:\u00a0 The Root Breath, The Naval Breath, The Solar Plexus Breath, The Heart Breath and The Jar or Vase Breath.\u00a0 Each one of these breaths are connected with one of the Five Sepheroths of the Tree of Life.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"184\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/section-1\/chapter-1-day-14-flame-and-arrow\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?fit=648%2C99&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"648,99\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"antfnuf-bkgnd-sm\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?fit=640%2C98&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-184 ml-lightbox-enabled\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?resize=640%2C98\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"98\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?w=648&amp;ssl=1 648w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?resize=150%2C23&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?resize=300%2C46&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(1) Sophian Gnostic Middle Pillar Meditation:<\/p>\n<p>(2) This is, of course where the Velveteen Rabbit was born and originated before she made her trip down to planet earth. There are bunnies, squirrels, hedgehogs, chipmunks, and small animals near the water. Of course everyone is safe and friendly! The larger animals are a little farther away in the forest, but they all come to the brook to drink. And birds of every kind! Exotic birds that have not come to earth yet, but they are on their way! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkandcanoe\/section-3\/chapter-25-day-17-blue-spectral-eagle\/chapter-25-day-18-yellow-crystal-warrior\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Read more &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May 21, 2017, Cosmic North, Keter Sepheroth Sunday, White Spectral Mirror, Kin 258, Solar Plexus Chakra Now that we&#8217;ve had about a week to integrate the NewClear Fire into ourselves, let&#8217;s focus on some additional possibilities to help us go &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/section-1\/chapter-1-day-20-sparkelies\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":52,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-248","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8IRQR-40","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":88,"url":"https:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/section-1\/chapter-1-day-13-newclear-fire\/","url_meta":{"origin":248,"position":0},"title":"Chapter 1 Day 13 NewClear Fire","author":"Miriam","date":"May 17, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"May 14, 2017, Universal East, Divine Child, Mother's Day Sunday, Blue Self-Existing Monkey, Kin 251, Solar Plexus Chakra This is the Spiritual Practice I was given in answer to \"What can I do to hasten the Goal of Heaven on Earth and the Golden Age?\" It is based on the\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"image DivineRoses ZenTangle","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/DivineRoses-ZenTangle-300x178.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":177,"url":"https:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/section-1\/chapter-1-day-14-flame-and-arrow\/","url_meta":{"origin":248,"position":1},"title":"Chapter 1 Day 14  Flame and Arrow","author":"Miriam","date":"May 18, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"The Flame and The Arrow May 15, 2017, Universal South, Da'at Sepheroth, Monday, Yellow Overtone Human, Kin 252, Heart Chakra The Purpose and Focus: The Purpose and Focus of this Spiritual Practice is to bring down from Keter, the original creation of the Divine Twin Flames into the physical plane.\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/antfnuf-bkgnd-sm.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":57,"url":"https:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/section-1\/chapter-1-day-1-the-trinity-flame\/","url_meta":{"origin":248,"position":2},"title":"Chapter 1 Day 1 The Trinity Flame","author":"Miriam","date":"May 11, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Month Eleven May 2-May 29, 2017 Spectral Moon of Liberation Dissolve * Release * Liberation May 2, 2017, Planetary East, Divine Child Tuesday, Blue Overtone Storm, Kin 239, Crown Chakra The Gospel of St. Thomas: Verse 13 Jesus said to his disciples, \"Compare me to something and tell me what\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","block_context":{"text":"Similar post","link":""},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/3signed-Trinity-Flame-116x150.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":534,"url":"https:\/\/www.taohumorcenter.org\/arkofthecovenant\/section-3\/chapter-3-day-1-our-divine-inheritance\/","url_meta":{"origin":248,"position":3},"title":"Chapter 3 Day 1 Our Divine Inheritance","author":"Miriam","date":"July 10, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Month 13 June 27, 2017-July 24, 2017 Cosmic Moon of Presence Endure * Transcend * Presence June 27, 2017, Planetary East, Malkut Sepheroth Tuesday, Blue Solar Eagle, Kin 35, Crown Chakra Last month's focus was Trinity Flame of NewClear Fire. 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